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The other guy has that worried look because a nautical mile is 15% larger than a standard mile, so a nautical inch would be 15% bigger.
Meaning if he claimed 8 (which every fucking body on Grindr does) he's 9.2 standard inches, and that man is about to discover what it's like to get a colonoscopy
You’re the first one to actually do the math. Well done. 😃🏆
I didn’t bother when I made this. I just giggled at the notion of a “nautical inch”. 🤗
It's a really clever comic! You're one of my absolute favorites, and a huge inspiration for some of the comics (yet to be posted anywhere!) that I've been making with some friends recently.
But I can't help but wonder... Can I trade that trophy in for a man with 8 nautical inches? ;)