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[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

A fun anecdotal story is my partner knew someone who worked at a prison in Ireland. Apparently someone was visiting, and saw a pigeon with a little package of coke attached the the leg. They pointed it out to the guard who responded "not worth the paperwork" 😆