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Losing my religion (lemmy.world)

submitted 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) by slaacaa@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] frog@feddit.uk 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Speak it in Latin and claim you don't know what Latin even is. Then use Google Translate like some time later and tell her.

If she ask any questions just say the usual, "God works in mysterious ways", "maybe this is a test from God like in the book of Job", or "are you questioning my faith or yours?"

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Babble nonsense. They call it "speaking in tongues" and think it's super legit