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Kash Patel Invites FBI Agents To Train With Professional Pickup Artists (web.archive.org)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by sundray@lemmus.org to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Edited to point to the archive.org version -- the Onion seems to have deleted the OG post. Thanks to bingrazer for the heads up!

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[–] OutrageousHairdo@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

I thought this was completely real actually, totally ate the onion for a second there.