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Wait is that really a thing
Yes. He unironically promised to build data centers in space. So basically, his company's stock went up, because he falsely advertised something that is practically impossible to achieve at this time.
It's comical how finance is the most 'vibes' based of any discipline, yet they try so hard to LARP as hard math/science experts. Much projection for such massive insecurity, it seems.
Shits gonna be like 99% radiator
Well that's investors fault for believing him isn't it. The biggest thing ever put up in space is the international space station we don't even have the capability to do that anymore. How did they think he was going to build a data centre in orbit? Which of course is completely ignoring all the other technical reasons wouldn't work.
It's like Tesla: Everyone knows it's a scam. Whenever there's a panic or a dip then Musk's army of sock puppets and wash traders will coordinate to purchase more stock and drive the value back up. That's how TSLA has remained so ridiculously over valued for decades.
It's an exponential money printer that's going to break the entire world eventually.
Self landing rockets were practically impossible not that long ago. Self driving cars were practically impossible not that long ago.
There’s nothing fundamentally impossible about orbital data centres. The main factor against it is the $/kg of payload into space. That’s one of the many issues SpaceX is working to solve, and there’s nothing to suggest they won’t get there.
The limiting factor for space data centers is absolutely not the cost to build them. The AI industry has already proven that they will burn the GDP of a small country just to have an LLM that shits out slightly better text that has coin flip level odds of being true.
The limiting factor here is one of thermodynamics. A travel mug for coffee works because it has a near vacuum between the inner lining and the outer shell. Vacuums are fantastic insulation because there’s no atoms there to transfer heat away. Very useful if you want hot coffee for a few hours. Space is a big vacuum, and data centers are giant heat generators. You’re basically putting a computer in a perfect insulation medium. It’s really stupid.
Came here to say this, thanks.
There have been many, many articles about how the only limiting factor left is cost. Thermal radiation is a thing.
Completely different level of difficulty.
And be pedantic self-driving cars are not assault problem. If you try driving a Tesla in autopilot and don't intervene when it makes mistakes you'll be in a wall within about 2 minutes.
Building data centres in space isn't just a technical problem, although it's a major technical problem, it's also an economic problem. Obviously yes it's physically possible to do it but there's no way of building a data centre in space for anything close to the price of just doing it on earth and with no other obvious advantage to it being in space there's no reason to do it.
It's the same reason we don't build a transatlantic railroad tunnel. Obviously it's technically possible it's just a very long tunnel, but it would be hella expensive.
So like I said, the only problem is payload cost……
Free unlimited power is the benefit…..
Right so go build a space elevator because little old Elon is not going to fix that no matter what he tells you. Even if you could get starship working you need something with 100 times the lift capacity.
Elon Musks companies have done so many things that people like you said he couldn’t do lol. You’re so blinded by irrational hate for someone who doesn’t even know you exist.
You need to go look up the definition of irrational. He's an awful human only eclipsed by his farther. Also he's not done anything, by all accounts he is more of a pain then anything else.
Technically, they still are.
There have been implementations of a sell-driving vehicle since the 1980s, and we're still far away from "true" full self diving.
Both of these examples demonstrate the adage of "the first 90% of the work takes 10% of the effort, and the last 10% work takes 90% of the effort".
Oh my lord no. Although, technically yes but not for the reason you think.
The number one issue is heat dissipation. To radiate the heat from one DC satellite (at the power levels needed to run AI workloads) would need a football sized dissipation array. Even if Space X can invent some magical new physics and cut that down to a quarter of that size (hint: they can't), we're still talking about an order of magnitude increase in payload per satellite.
Next on the list is volume. We're currently at around 14k man-made objects in low earth orbit. As it is, satellites (including the ISS) have to perform collision avoidance maneuvers every so often. The calculated limit of satellites we can put up to low earth orbit before orbital collision maneuvers start to become unmanageable is 100k. Basically after that amount we enter into a state where several corrections for each satellite are made regularly, and a single collision at the 100k limit would result in a cascading series of collisions that will render low earth orbit impossible to use. Basically after that anything you put up will get shredded by the insane amounts of debris.
Space X wants to put up a MILLION massive satellites that will require extremely large structures to dissipate the heat from the very power hungry AI chips.
They fully know the impossibility, and when challenged about the over crowding issue during an interview, an engineer brushed it off as "it's not a problem". People who speak that way about science and engineering issues are not serious people.
There are countless engineering and physics reasons why they won't. Stop sniffing Elon's farts. They're not good for your brain.
I suspect Musk is trying to ensure his satellites are up before anyone else's, so when the inevitable legislation is enacted to control who launches what, he already "owns" the lion's share of "orbital real estate".
They're not going to put up these satellites, because they won't be close to usable or affordable. Either the workloads will be miniscule, or the cost to put them into orbit is prohibitive.
The whole pitch was a cool sounding "space age" solution to a problem with AI datacentres that everyone is aware of. It was just a snakeoil salesman's promise just so he could con investors out of money for his sweet 1.7 trillion.
So like you said, I’m correct. The only issue with thermal radiation is $/kg of payload. Again, this is an issue that they’re working to solve via methods like reusable rockets.
That's not what you said. You implied the only limiting factor is a reasonable payload that can be resolved by the current incremental improvements to rocket tech.
What I said is that even with massive improvements to rocket tech, it will still be a near impossibility to get as many AI (or even regular datacentre) satellites into space.
The other issue is that the thermal dissipation problem is not solved for such a large amount of heat in space. It's quite hard to dump large amounts of heat in space, and it needs to be done rapidly with computing. And the larger you make your dissipators the more you run into "how do I move that heat from the source and out towards the edge of the dissipators?" Because you need to utilize ALL of the dissipator if you want to keep your server parts cool. But moving that heat around a massive array is not trivial. If you're using a fluid and moving it with pumps, then now your adding even more heat with the pumps.
And then there's the issue with long term investment. These server components are going to be obsolete in a few years (and nevermind failures). And IIRC, they have plans to regularly de-orbit these things every number of years, which means even more launches at a regular basis to keep the swarm numbers constant.
And none of that matters in the face of the low earth orbit crowding issue that IS a massive problem.
Other people have already explained the topic in sufficient detail, so I'll just leave a quote from a former NASA engineer and a link to their article.
Source: Datacenters in space are a terrible, horrible, no good idea.
It all comes down to $/kg of payload. There’s infinite space up there.
How is this a rational argument? With infinite money we could put the Empire State building on Venus but it would be really fucking stupid.
Hasn't he said full whee drive automatically driving your car would be availbe a decade ago and it's still not here
There are entire websites dedicated to tracking his "promises" and lies.
Basically, if you believe a word that guy says at this point, you deserve to lose all your money.
Yes. That's not even the most flagrant one
The one I heard was a fleet of Tesla self-driving taxis across the US by 2025.
Instead we have news reports of Teslas on autopilot killing people while the driver is distracted.
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