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'You are Expected to be Clean' — Oregon Card Shop Suspends Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments Due to Smelly Players (www.ign.com)

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[–] LotrOrc@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You hit puberty anywhere between 11 and 14... I dont think thats the main crowd.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You continue through puberty until you're around 17. And you don't stop smelling bad once it's over. 20 year olds who spent a few hours out in the sun will smell even worse.

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

(mostly facetious) irrelevant! The last time a TCG tournament player spent a few hours in the sun, we were building decks out of clay tablets!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Is this what activating a trap card is? Everything I've ever learned about TCGs has been done unwillingly through shitposts.