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'You are Expected to be Clean' — Oregon Card Shop Suspends Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments Due to Smelly Players (www.ign.com)

submitted 18 hours ago by QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (3 children)

What’s with TCG players and hygiene?

It's mostly just men hitting puberty and developing glands and pores they didn't have before.

You're going to find all the same smells in the locker room and the band van and the construction site. Anywhere you've got adolescent men congregating. Especially if there's bad ventilation and poor AC.

[–] LotrOrc@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

You hit puberty anywhere between 11 and 14... I dont think thats the main crowd.

[–] cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 25 minutes ago

Why can't they be... taught? To clean themselves?

[–] KaChilde@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

What about the middle aged stinkers? What’s their excuse?