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'You are Expected to be Clean' — Oregon Card Shop Suspends Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments Due to Smelly Players (www.ign.com)

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Part of the reason those positions are reached is because of the bullying one receives often comes from “normies” who are the most aesthetically conscious.

If you take shit from Chad and Stacy your whole life you learn, perhaps even subconsciously, that biceps and cologne/eyeliner and perfume are signals that someone is a certain type of way; and you never want to be what they are, or bring that energy to the table.

[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world 6 points 1 day ago

This explains a lot. Thanks for this perspective.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Sure but also you don’t have to do all that to just not stink? Wear clean clothes, never work out, never wear make up and use unscented products.