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[–] WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com 97 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing says "250th anniversary of the nation's founding" quite like the Felon-in-Chief pardoning even more of his criminal cronies and sycophants.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago

We do have the highest incarcerated population on the planet, it's pretty on theme.