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International fugitive Carlos Ghosn says he’d be best person to head Nissan now (soranews24.com)

submitted 1 day ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Well I could see how that makes sense...

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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

He looks like he was strapped to the hood of a Nissan which was driven so fast the wind pushed his features up and back. Guy's obviously had a facelift, but it was from someone much taller who thought his face was a barbell to curl. I've never heard him speak, but I have no doubt his every sentence begins with a small, high-pitched 'myehr' sound.