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US man who claims to have world’s smallest penis launches fundraiser for enlargement surgery
(www.theguardian.com)
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2026
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Joking aside, what a rotten bit of genetic luck with which to get saddled. Best of luck, guy.
He's about halfway there:
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-michael-get-micropenis-enlargement-surgery
Edit:
58% as of 27 June
55% as of 29 June (I didn't know it could go down)
Wait....penis enlargement surgery EXISTS??? Why don't all men know about this??? Hang on guys, I'm going to find out what the largest penis in history has been.....and then I'm getting TRIPLE that size!!!
For what i recall, from being chronically online:
They go in around your lil guy and release the shaft from everything around it and shift it forwards. It gives you more visibility of what exists but does not actually make anything bigger. Idk about adding anything, because i did not look into it further.