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Did you know that 70% of the earth's surface is water and none of it is carbonated? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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This is proof the earth is flat....

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[–] teft@piefed.social 30 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Not carbonated? There are at least two lakes in africa that are carbonated. They’ve erupted and killed hundreds of people and wildlife a few times. These eruptions are called limnic eruptions if you want to learn more about them.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

Limnic deez nuts.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Idaho has carbonated hot-springs as well

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 points 3 weeks ago

AND I DA PIMP

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Got it.

Limnic is going to join pyroclastic, on the list of things I don't F with.

[–] hoohoohoot@fedinsfw.app 2 points 3 weeks ago

Like in the Scorpion show?

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Heard a podcast about it!
Often daydreamed about going back in time and thought about how to demonstrate and convince the local population about this insane sounding danger