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[–] manuremy@sopuli.xyz 49 points 8 hours ago (8 children)

My local chain grocery store has asked us, local people, multiple times to apply as we have been shopping and slightly chatting with the staff. We have applied via the chain's systems. And yes, they expect you to send your CV and a written letter. Then you write out all the info in your CV to their forms. Then you take 5-10 videos of yourself answering their questions.

If you make through this, you get to the Second Level. There you're supposed to attend a Teams group meeting where you "fight" with random people who are also applying for the jobs, in different locations.

If you get through this, you get to the Third Level where you will be invited to another Teams meeting with one-on-one interview. If you get through this, you might get the job.

The job search is obviously not done by the local store, it's a "service" the chain buys from some other company. None of us have gotten through. The store seriously needs employees, they have the "search" constantly open and keep asking the locals to apply. The store has too little workers, it's not working properly. Shelves are unstocked, fruits rotten, staff is cranky and angry. The boss complains in local newspaper that "the locals just aren't applying for some reason!"

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

So either corporate doesn't want to hire; it looks good in the financials that there's less spend on employees. Or the 3rd party hr gets paid per person I interviewed so it's not in their interests to actually land a person at the job - that would only stop them being able to charge for interviews for the position. Either way, it's a massive fuck up and will destroy the company.

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

This is a wonderful encapsulation of the dysfunction of modern corporations.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 34 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Seriously? They make you fight other people for the spot? At a grocery store? Massive red flag, right up front.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 23 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

That would not only make me not work there, but also not shop there.

[–] manuremy@sopuli.xyz 11 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

In a small town with only two grocery stores, and the other one being mad expensive premium one.. Not much of choice.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Solution: Misdemeanor larceny!

[–] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 hours ago

What the actual fuck is this?

Corporate Hunger games?

[–] homes@piefed.world 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] manuremy@sopuli.xyz 6 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Just life in Finland! thumb-emoji

[–] Jessicat@lemmy.world 20 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Wait this is in Finland? At that level of dystopian I was expecting it to be in the USA… That is an insane application process for a grocery store job.

[–] manuremy@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Absolutely agree. I think it would be kinda understandable for something that requires +1 university degrees and pays like +3k€ a month.. But for a grocery store clerk making about 1,5k€/month? Nahh.

// EDIT; Finland is the true MAGA-Fanboy of EU.

[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 hours ago

More than Hungary or (formerly, but still somewhat given Neofascism) Italy? Oh god.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Here you go, you can copy mine: 👍

[–] AugustusBeauvais@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

I'm starting to think this is what's happening to the local stores in my neighborhood that are only small but still part of a bigger franchise. They are always understaffed and looking for new staff.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 5 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I wonder if the grocery store could just hire you directly and cut out the middle man? Like just approach the boss and be like. I need a job. You need worker. Gimme a contract and I'll start tomorrow

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The store manager doesn't have hiring authority, applications have to come through corporate.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

Damn, that's really lame

[–] manuremy@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 hours ago

We have tried that, but it always comes back to the "please apply by our web portal" and then to "why don't we get any aplications?"

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I mean, it fits. Name one thing in today's world that isn't a modern nightmare. I guess I'm not constantly fighting off wolves, but modern wolves have your neck in their throat from the time you're born. It's wild to me that American kids as young as 14 fought in WW2 because they simply lied about their age. You could just do that and it'd get you through. I need 36 forms of ID and 2 written letters from close friends to get my water turned on when I move.