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Hunter Biden challenges Don Jr. to a cage fight in post slamming 'offensive' UFC 250 event (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Kropp on the other hand is a thinker. He proposes that a declaration of war should be a kind of popular festival with entrance-tickets and bands, like a bull-fight. Then in the arena the ministers and generals of the two countries, dressed in bathing-drawers and armed with clubs, can have it out among themselves.

-All Quiet on the Western Front.