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[–] musicalphysics@discuss.online 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why? It doesn’t say anything different this time around.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ok then I don't know what to tell you.

Is your brain just skipping the last word because it comes after a parenthesis?

Hint: I said it's the oldest and worst crypto.

Unless I've missed some huge news, none of the things you snarkily listed are cryptos.

You have to understand that I'm trying very hard to not be an asshole right now lol. Just read the entire goddamn comment

[–] musicalphysics@discuss.online 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How about you reread my preceding comment dickbag and then fuckoff.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well that was uncalled for.

What's with the misplaced impotent rage? The fuck did I do?

[–] musicalphysics@discuss.online 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Really? Telling me what to do while claiming you are really trying so hard to not be an asshole? Go away.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Yeah dude, really.

Yeah you're right, not sure why I was trying to be nice.

Learn how to fucking read, loser. I literally wrote a simple, single sentence comment, and you couldn't comprehend it. Instead of trying to read it again, you decided to be an absolute prick.

I tried to be nice and suggested to try reading the sentence again as it's all there, but you chose to angrily lash out instead. And now that I've called it out, you want me to go away. After you came at me first.

That's loser behavior. Do better.

[–] musicalphysics@discuss.online 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Clearly you are unable to read or think yourself. I don’t care what your opinion is.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Says the person who literally could not read a single sentence comment then got irrationally angry at the wrong person about it.

I clearly can't read or think for myself because (checks notes) someone on the internet missed the last word of the sentence I wrote?

Make it make sense!

Or just cry about it, plug your ears, and run away so you never have to admit you were wrong about something or simply misread a comment. Something everyone has done before.

It's weird fucking behavior, dude.