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Would you sell liquor to this baby? (lemmy.today)
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[–] antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Who leaves their infant in an IVF clinic? If I walk out with the flask they’ll suspect me of arson. If I walk out with the baby, who knows. Call 911 and let the fire fighters save the rest of the buildings occupants.