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Virginia woman sues Outback Steakhouse after slipping on mashed potatoes (www.pilotonline.com)

submitted 13 hours ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I agree, it's not a silly story, in spite of the headline. I do hope that people are inspired to read it.

FWIW the rules right now don't mention criteria for articles, just for the headlines. I would be on board for stricter standards in article content, if that's what the comm wants though.

[–] Harelipsteve@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

I read the article and as someone who is chronically dumb, when I slip on something I don’t fall face first. It’s more of a prat fall and I wing up on my ass.