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submitted 3 weeks ago by sanitation@lemmy.today to c/me_irl@lemmy.world

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They ran through the door and got a fresh slice right into his mouth. Just in the nick of time!

Soon, they will be able to extract his essence and bring forth the next generation of their secret sauce.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

"Don't you die on me, pal! Nurse, push 100ml pepperoni, stat!"

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Start a slow IV drip of marinara.