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submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@suppo.fi to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Run away Babe. Run away.

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 21 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If Babe is the kinda person that demands a 15k ring, then they're not the one that needs to run...

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

For some reason, I read that as "15kg ring".

Although, she might have meant 5k rings. 3 of them. 1 for her, 1 for him and 1 for whomsoever they are going to adulterate with.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Or maybe 3.75k rings if they are in a poly relationship of 4, who knows

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 18 hours ago

Well, Babe❤️❤️ specifically said they guessed 3 of the 💍's, so...

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 16 points 1 day ago

They deserve each other

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No evidence that Bade “ demanded “ one that expensive though.

[–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 hour ago

The only acceptable response for a woman with brain cells is „Wtf were you thinking?“