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[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

For some reason, I read that as "15kg ring".

Although, she might have meant 5k rings. 3 of them. 1 for her, 1 for him and 1 for whomsoever they are going to adulterate with.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Or maybe 3.75k rings if they are in a poly relationship of 4, who knows

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 18 hours ago

Well, Babe❤️❤️ specifically said they guessed 3 of the 💍's, so...