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That's a great idea that'll absolutely save the day!
You can see that the occupant in that one is clearly outside the triangle formed by the three wheels.
shakes head sadly
"I tried to remain inside the triangle, sir. Gravity, however, pulled me towards the door until I was firmly pressed against it."
In his defense, he's built like a Sasquatch