this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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I mean. They are just not going hard enough. If I spent a year learning to dance I would be more attractive to mates. If I built myself a home that would be worth a look. If I could swim up a waterfall like a salmon that would for sure impress my preferred type of partner.
whom amongst us has not been so horny as to swim up a waterfall to fuck once and then die
Salmon fucks and dies.