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[–] Olap@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Nah, you can't. Sex and the City did a whole episode on how good the rabbit was. And things have only gotten more creative since. Clit blaster 3000 isn't sci-fi these days

[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Sex isn't just about raw physical stimulation. It's also an emotional experience, and I would argue it's primarily an emotional experience. I'm telling you, I can provide a better full-spectrum sexual experience than any machine.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Maybe for you. Your experience with sex is truly just your own experience. People who aren't you experience the world and it's sensations radically differently.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can provide a better full-spectrum sexual experience than any machine.

The John Henry of oral. The question is do you want to go out the way he did?

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I guess there are worse ways to go out.

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[–] skyline2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Didn't you just say its emotional? Then its subjective, and not totally within your control... there is no objective truth to "I am better than a vibrator", its only your ability to match the preference of your partner.