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Zuckerberg Docks Annual Salary of 1,400 Laid-Off Meta Workers in Seattle (theneedling.com)
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg surprised Seattle Tuesday night when the billionaire unexpectedly docked a massive, five-story annual salary of 1,400 laid-off Meta workers in Lake Union.

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[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The fact that he's still breathing should be considered an insult to every human being.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

You like munching agricultural produce?

[–] towerful@programming.dev 7 points 6 days ago

Someone should peel him like an onion. A tasty tasty onion.