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[Jesus sits on a rock, speaking]
A new commandβ€―I give you:
Love one another

[an angry character talks back to Jesus]
What if they're something bad like gay, trans, brown, or communist though?

[Jesus is facepalming on his rock]
I don't want to be a messiah anymore

https://thebad.website/comic/gospel_of_love

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[–] ztwhixsemhwldvka@lemmy.world 87 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Just a note, Jesus wasn't actually purple even though he is depicted here as such.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 5 days ago (2 children)

actually, many scholars today believe jesus most likely was purple, as a result of the water in his body being transmuted into wine. this is why in modern catholic tradition, wine is used to represent the blood of christ.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

Guy was a walking DUI, with a BAC of 100%.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

this is why the bible contains no mention of jesus driving a car or reciting the alphabet backwards

i mean he was chronically wasted. he thought it went alpha, omega, delta, gamma...

Dude walked straight into a lake

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago

If his blood were wine it would have an abv of between 8-14 percent, although I believe wine was significantly diluted back then.

wouldn't the BAC be around 15% though? 100% would be for distilled stuff, and while an appalachian jesus sounds rad, i don't think he ever did water into moonshine.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

At that point id argue it is an ABC

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Can't do a blood test if there's no blood to begin with.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The real reason he was crucified. You need to go to the apocrypha of Thomas to find out about how many times he ran over Lazarus with that mule before he skipped town for three days.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

I've read Thomas. Jesus was real little shit as a kid. I guess being all-powerful is hard to handle as grade schooler.

[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

I think with a BAC of 100% I would also be seeing god...

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

purple

grapes are purple, it makes sense.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Then explain all the portraits! /s

Grimace from McDonalds dressed as Jesus.


Ecce Muppo. Unknown, 2026

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago

In the whole Bible there is no indication that he wasn't purple

[–] Bad@jlai.lu 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Of course, canon Jesus reply would be "but we're brown ourselves though?"

[–] ztwhixsemhwldvka@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I honestly don't know what colour of skin people of the levant would have at that time.

The canon version is people complaining about the Samaritans.

Maybe we are due an updated parable: The Good Transwoman

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

i see you were paying attention at the church i play music at. we have (well, had. my contract just ended) a damn good pastor

Shhhhh, the Republicans that lack object permanence will have their entire worldviews turned upsidedown! Winning!!