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The only "Bob" that matters of course, the Saint of Sales and One True Slack Master himself, J. R. "Bob" Dobbs. "Bob" is the founder of The Church, in 1953 while working on a television set it shocked the living ghee out of him and through this he communicated with JHVH-1 (Jehovah as you may know him), he pretends to be a god but he told "Bob" the Truth, he's an evil alien from some corporate sin galaxy here to take our Slack! After this Revelation "Bob" founded The Church to help save the True SubGenii (that's me, and maybe you! Find out at www.subgenius.com or send $5 to "Bob" at P.O Box 807 Glen Rose TX 76043 and request the pamphlet) hiding amongst the humans and stop JHVH-1. To do this he sold the planet to the good aliens, the X-ists, who will come rupture all the ordained SubGenii into the PleasureSaucers come X-Day (July 5th 1998, which hasn't happened yet despite what The Conspiracy wants you to think. 2026, pfft yeah right, then where's my Saucer?).
It's true, scout's honor.
What the HELL do you think you're doing!?
(Also, here's Arise! because I love it)
So not one of the Bobs of Dennis E. Taylor?
Nah, none of them have the quotes.