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Brand New Sentence

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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe if your toothbrush could deliver the oral b brushing experience you wouldn't spew this hatred all over our well cleaned face holes.

[–] the_armchair_potato@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not hate. It's the fucking truth!!

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's the parasites living in your mouth that make you think ibk and say these things. Get help!