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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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I have been logged out of my toothbrush (lemmy.today)
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[โ€“] the_armchair_potato@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's morons like this, who buy this dumb ass shit, that perpetuates this dumb ass shit. The dumbest 60% of us make the decisions for all of us ๐Ÿ™„

[โ€“] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe if your toothbrush could deliver the oral b brushing experience you wouldn't spew this hatred all over our well cleaned face holes.

[โ€“] the_armchair_potato@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not hate. It's the fucking truth!!

[โ€“] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's the parasites living in your mouth that make you think ibk and say these things. Get help!