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'Smallest statue in the world': Irish councillor proposes monument for mosquito that killed Cromwell | CBC Radio (www.cbc.ca)

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A city councillor in Cork, Ireland is advocating to erect a public statue of a mosquito. It wouldn’t be a statue of just any mosquito , but the pest that some — at least in Cork–believe bit the English invader, Oliver Cromwell — sending him home to die of what was once known as 'Cork fever,' an old name for malaria.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Statues are often much larger than real life. So, a six-inch tall mosquito statue would be similar to a Statue of Unity for a mosquito. But, why stop there? The mosquitos don't give a fuck about a bloodless statue, so might as well make it 10-feet tall to induce nightmares in small children. Even better if it's an animated fountain, where it plunges its proboscis into the water and makes a splash.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Or a 6-foot mosquito jamming its proboscis into a lifesize Cromwell. Animation, screams and squelching sound effects optional.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

Just for the record, malaria weakens mosquitoes and kills like half of them. Just thought I would inject that into the conversation here.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

Dye the water red for maximum dramatic effect