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[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Enlisted in the Marines, the branch where all the serial killers and white supremacists go to. Continued reenlisting in the same baby face shooting branch. Worked as a mercenary in Blackwater because he couldn't adapt to civie life where he can't shoot babies in the face anymore. Became a petty bourgeois small business owner because working is boring if you can't shoot babies in the face.