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submitted 3 weeks ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 148 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Microsoft never fails to disappoint

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 62 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Huh. I guess Microsoft and I have that in common.

🥁

[–] the_joeba@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You forgot the symbol crash at the end. How disappointing.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Typical!

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

At least you and I will always have your mom.

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

Be Skype. You literally are the first one. You literally are the only one. Covid happens. Zoom pops up from nowhere and takes everyone. You die.

Still, still, I'm like, how???

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's really so funny to watch when you don't use any of their junk

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It is much more enjoyable

[–] jjfolken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Failing successfully tho.