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Two Americans Arrested for Terrifying Baby Monkey Punch in Reckless Promotional Stunt
(essential-japan.com)
this post was submitted on 17 May 2026
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Dennis: What are you?
Otter: I'm an otter.
Dennis: And what do you do?
Otter: I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.
Dennis: You're free to go. And what are you?
Cow: I'm a cow.
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Cow: But I'm an animal.
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Dennis Leary, Dennis Leary: No Cure for Cancer
As originally written by Bill Hicks and preformed by Dennis Leary.