this post was submitted on 16 May 2026
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Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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>be me
>19
>autistic khhv
>lonely
>get great idea to work on my people skills
>join a friend finding server
>add foid
>we chat
>shits pretty boring she gives typical one word foid responses
>says shes a history major
>I know how to spice this conversation up 
>I think about asking her the classic would you kill baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>but then an even better question dawns upon me
>would you molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>calls me a freak then blocks me
>hour later I get banned from the discord
>pic related

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We don't need these "jokes" in our server. If you don't know better you present a risk we wish to not allow in our server.

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[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is this supposed to be funny? you're just sharing horrible misogynist shit from a poorly socialised anti-social loser

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's 4chan. Greentext comes from 4chan, what's the issue?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think the issue is that this one just isn't funny. At least that's my issue.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

I mean, it’s funny in the snarky cart narc sort of way, not in the “haha how clever” sort of way

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Yes, laughing at bumbling chuds (oxymoron I know) is enjoyable for me. Pretty sure you have a few communities for that as well.