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[–] JohnnyMac@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If anyone starting fresh and decided to copy atlassian, they're doing it wrong

[–] coredev@programming.dev 3 points 8 hours ago

I don't think so at all. Jira today is quite good. If you want something really shitty try Azure DevOps.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No shit right?

I'd pay you to shit my hand in a drawer if it meant I didn't have to use atlassian

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 7 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I'd pay you to shit my hand in a drawer if it meant I didn't have to use atlassian

How would you get your hand into the drawer, and why wouldn’t we just do it over a toilet like civilized people?

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] djdarren@piefed.social 1 points 10 hours ago

Maicyn? Pronounced "Mason", I assume?

[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 2 points 17 hours ago

Exploiting your kids for views. Though it was funny if I ignore that.

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 1 points 18 hours ago

No I think he has to fist you first, so you can then shit his hand into the drawer.

[–] jimmy90@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] theherk@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Huh? One is a productivity, planning, and documentation platform, the other is a container orchestration platform. Neither are homemade.

[–] jimmy90@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

i meant this guy's infrastructure provision system

it's like a bespoke terraform

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Atlassian is as much an infrastructure company as a software company