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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I remember fourth grade spelling bee, they gave me a homophobe to spell. I can't remember which, I've worked myself into a lather with this story enough that it's changed over the years, but I didn't ask to use it in a sentence and the mean teacher smiled like a fat toad that needed to fart and you were licking it for hallucinating and it was not that type of toad and said no it's spelled with an E and the kid from her class won and I held it together until I got home and then I cried.

I just wanted to tell the story I'm sure there was a point at somewhere but this place downtown has good donuts.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You sure ewe don't mean homophone?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

No my eyes are different colors

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

No, you're thinking of when milk fat is evenly mixed in, when your eyes are different colours that's homeostasis.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 21 hours ago

Giving a homophobe to spell is unacceptable!