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[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

How do you do it, cutting included?

If I slice mine (very) finely, I can do it way faster, but I'm open to experimenting.

[–] IMALlama@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Caramelization is a mix of dehydration and sugar conversion. I've found that slicing thinner helps the dehydration process go quite a bit faster. Sugar conversion seems to depend on batch size (more onions = more time).

I suspect two things are going on.

The first is temperature. You can start low and go slow or you can start hotter and decrease the temp as you go to avoid charring. Actively controlling the temperature is faster, but increases the risk of accidental charring.

The second is your target state. You and the prior poster might just have different stopping targets. I personally keep going until it's nearly impossible to avoid charring and that takes me... quite a bit of time. By this point sugar content and flavor is maximized and highly concentrated. There's also a very substantial mass reduction thanks to evaporation.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Fantastic, thank you!

And definitely it's a whole other game if you use less or more onions, the pan is important too IMO. After experimenting a little, I use a fat bottom steel sauce pan, with olive oil because butter doesn't handle high temp and that's how I do it. I have tried putting a lid on it, but that didn't work out for me, it just cooked everything I feel.

Will try to slow-cook it next time.

Cheers onion fans!

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

If you think you're doing it faster than 45 minutes, then you're just cooking them. I did this for a couple years. Things got busy and I kept having to rush dinner, so I'd cook the onions on a higher heat and keep stirring them. And when they're done they still look caramelized, but caramelization isn't about color; it's about bringing out the natural sweetness in the onions.

Then one evening I bothered to take the time, let them simmer on low for an hour, and then I remembered what caramelized onions taste like.

Which is why I always say: if it takes less than 45 minutes, you're just cooking them.

As for my method, I start with a yellow onion, not a sweet onion. Sweet onions are cheating. I either dice them, mince them, or cut them into long strips. And yeah, I'll keep them on longer if there's less surface area. I start the pan with a pat of butter, a bit of oil, or both. Then I turn it on high because I'm allowed to be impatient for this part. Once it's sizzling, I add the onions, drop the stove to a one or a two, and cover it. I'll stir them once or twice, and if they're drying out I'll add a splash of water. Forty-five minutes is the minimum. After that I'll keep it on low until I'm ready to add them to the main dish. The longer they're on low, the sweeter and more complex the flavor gets.