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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"knock knock"

"Who's there"

"The interrupting cow"

"The interrupting cow wh.." "MOOOOOOO"

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

Immediately pushes FLAGS, CS, and IP onto the stack, clears IF, and jumps to the Interrupting cow Service Routine at 0x0000:0x0040

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 12 points 2 months ago

It's the CORVID-19

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I recognize asm but what's a hellott keyboard?

[–] DaleGribble88@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What?

Nemo πs me keyboard?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's a HELLO II keyboard. Probably the next model after the original one.