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I need to find out who writes the dialogue for The Boys and beat them to death with every single script Joss Whedon, Taylor Sheridan and whatever other bunch of hacks I can think of, wrote up. (hexbear.net)

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"Thank you for saving me!"
"No [Foreign petname that anglos can still understand] YOU saved ME" -> And then the character dies.

I have seen that scene played for laughs so many times that you're a hack if you bring it up even to parody it, because it is so played out.
I would never in my life think I would actually see it played straight. What the fuck.

Kill all nepobabies.

And if you're thinking "well that's Eric Kripke" then you might be right, but I figure he's the showrunner, so he probably doesn't write a lot of the details for each episode. And if it was him, then the dialogue would probably have been ass always. Or maybe not, people change. But I'm making a list and I'm working my way up through it.

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[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It started getting worse around season 3 so this brief internet search tells me I should start with either Paul or Jessica. I'm going to start with Paul, because who the fuck has the last name Grellong? Sounds like the lesser monster in an icelandic saga. Sounds like some sort of local variant of the hotdog. Sounds like a sex act that got banned in Texas in the '80s.

Sounds like a brand of automobile you'd never see outside of Kosovo. Sounds like a geographical feature. Sounds like an old diagnosis for a specific type of autism. Sounds like something that lies between the prostate and lumbago.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Following this reddit post David Reed is up next. He's got a decent last name though, shame he didn't become an anti-rockstacking activist.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

After that I'm going after Judalina, also for name-based reasons.

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