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An 82-Year-Old Congresswoman Told a Fourth Grader His Teacher Was Feeding Him Propaganda. His Essay Was About Electric Cars (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 1 day ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] zewm@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You don’t have to apologize. Fuck old people. Let them die miserably in their gold filled coffers which they can’t take with them when the worms are eating their innerds 6 feet under. Greedy fucks.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This feels unhinged

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m not a door, Frank.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So you are unhinged! I just knew it!

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Got 'em!

[–] TheOctonaut@piefed.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Oh no I'm back on Xanga