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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I said before the shots even hit the streets that if they were smart they would charge like 20 bucks for them and not have a mandate. Let the companies market the various different types of shots with a shit load of competing ads.

Would have gotten more participation as people focus on "which shot"? vs "did you get the shot"?

Then you just give free vouchers to anyone who couldn't afford the $20 for a generic shot that doesn't have a brand.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Damn. This one ~~fucks~~ markets.