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Matt Damon, Ben Affleck sued by Miami police for depicting them as ‘dirty’ in The Rip
(www.the-independent.com)
this post was submitted on 10 May 2026
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But for some reason they didn't mind the TV show Dexter?
Their lab geek was a proficient serial killer.
Debra was a murderer and covered up crimes. Often violated constitutional rights including shoving a gun in a kids face.
Doakes was a murderer. Often violated constitutional rights.
Quinn was dirty, stole crime scene money, took bribes, tampered with evidence, and covered up murdering someone. Often violated constitutional rights.
LaGuerta was dirty and violated constitutional rights.
Batista knew of cop crimes and often looked the other way. Beat a man because of his words and put him in hospital. Several times violated constitutional rights.
Harry Morgan fucked his CI's and taught his son to murder and avoid the law.
Matthews fucked prostitutes, violated constitutional rights, and was generally dirty.
Seems like the only character that wasn't a criminal was Masuka. His only crime was he liked to fuck.
Masuka almost certainly has committed some sort of sex crime. There's no way he's clean whether that was shown in the series or not. Dude has sex pest written all over him. No way he wasn't stalking or touching women without consent. Even if only as a joke, I could see him desecrating some victim's corpse. Dude had no chill and no filter or inhibitions