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Push the latch, then let hand slide towards hinge as you push it open. Realize the spring is stronger than you would have guessed. You have only 4 inches of leverage, and your arm is shaking.
Apply as much force as you can. Realize the door is now moving quite fast and about to crash into something on the other side. Leap for the door handle. Body-check the lady into another dimension. You're alone now, so walk through the door like nothing happened.