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[โ€“] okmko@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"I am indeed. NOW I CAST LVL 99 EROTICISM. Nothing happens...

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I reluctantly take off my robe and wizard hat. Then I bolt away running. Don't look at meee!"