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She should tell them she will cut off their supply of uppers just before an all nighter or their supplies of downers before they get a day off and need to finally get to sleep.
That whole house is a pharma party but with a free for all pharmacy on site supplied by the government.
We've got a bunch of white, nepo drug addicts destroying DEI because it's "bad".
If only someone could get a few bad pills into the White House. See how many staffers would be out sick if the Adderall got replaces with a fast acting laxative.