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[–] brem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, I don't know who this is; but it definitely seems like the sort o' biatch that spreads verbal herpes (based on the haircut, & judgemental frown.)

[[Yes, I understand they take a burst of photos and choose the grumpy one, but you'll never catch me frowning like a cartoon villain. I physically cannot make THAT face.]]

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The president of the United States’ chief of staff and his campaign manager for his successful 2024 campaign.

One of the people most responsible for the current state of the world.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She's been chief of staff this whole term or some replacement (seems to be common in ass-kissing society)? I hear about his entire cabinet on almost a daily basis, surprised to be unfamiliar with this specific Disney Villain.

She seems like the kind of lady who hoards cats but before slumber each night, threatens each individually on the consequences of eating her face.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This whole time. She doesn’t want to be famous. A pure sociopath. Or maybe the purest example of the banality of evil.