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[–] brem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She's been chief of staff this whole term or some replacement (seems to be common in ass-kissing society)? I hear about his entire cabinet on almost a daily basis, surprised to be unfamiliar with this specific Disney Villain.

She seems like the kind of lady who hoards cats but before slumber each night, threatens each individually on the consequences of eating her face.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This whole time. She doesn’t want to be famous. A pure sociopath. Or maybe the purest example of the banality of evil.