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Social Media was a mistake (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

What is the point of this reply? Lol everyone takes shits too but I don't want my grandma to hear all about a nasty smelling pure liquid shit I took the day before yesterday or something... Just because everyone does something doesn't mean you want everyone to know all about it...

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 days ago

well, give me her contact and I'll send her pics of mine seeing your too lousy to share with her, and I'll ask her to rate my turd!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don’t want my grandma to hear all about a nasty smelling pure liquid shit I took the day before yesterday or something

what is wrong with you gran is the first person i send the photo to

[–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Ah damn maybe my nana has been having mad fomo over my shits for years and I didn't even know

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 3 points 6 days ago

I take pictures to send weekly and she comments on how well it looks like I've been eating; it's really helped us stay in touch.