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[–] Damage@feddit.it 30 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Everyone has sex, get over your puritanism

[–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What is the point of this reply? Lol everyone takes shits too but I don't want my grandma to hear all about a nasty smelling pure liquid shit I took the day before yesterday or something... Just because everyone does something doesn't mean you want everyone to know all about it...

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 days ago

well, give me her contact and I'll send her pics of mine seeing your too lousy to share with her, and I'll ask her to rate my turd!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don’t want my grandma to hear all about a nasty smelling pure liquid shit I took the day before yesterday or something

what is wrong with you gran is the first person i send the photo to

[–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Ah damn maybe my nana has been having mad fomo over my shits for years and I didn't even know

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 3 points 6 days ago

I take pictures to send weekly and she comments on how well it looks like I've been eating; it's really helped us stay in touch.

[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 2 points 6 days ago

However, absolutely no one addresses their granddaughter by the name “granddaughter”

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Nah, granny agrees, she ain't hating

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Everyone does? What is your source for a bold claim?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

some people have multiple. i keep mine over in that cabinet full of jars

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 6 days ago

Yup, i was there too

[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You wouldn't understand, Namekians puke out their young after all.

cucumbers aren't people

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Granny just doesn't approve of farting during sex... cause she's a puritan prude and never experienced that level of relief

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You'd like my granny. She be farting all the time with no shame.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

We all like your granny

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

walks around sounding like a 2-stroke engine

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Sure. But to an extent. I am definitely glad I didn't grow up in a single room house on the prairie falling asleep with my parents making my younger siblings on the bed next to me.