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[–] AAA@feddit.org 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Survivorship bias. We only see the "good old programs" because the bad ones didn't make it until now.

[–] Stitch0815@feddit.org 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes

And while not exactly applicable for the computer example but generally everytime this example is brought up

ROMANS DID NOT HAVE 40 FUCKING TON TRUCKS

Much less so 100s per hour

Roman infrastructure was/is impressive no doubt

But not that impressive

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, the damage curve is exponential by axle weight.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Not quite, but fourth power may as well be.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Sure, but we have been running the same Linux command line tools now for the 30 years ive been on Linux. None of them have had any noticable bugs and none of them have been replaced, until maybe now recently with some rust versions that are still not default.

They are incredibly actually. We dont have that in software engineering anymore. We add features and bloat to all modern software until it needs to be replaced.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 6 points 1 month ago

Kind of sad isn't it? I had some lengthy discussions with someone who worked for Atari in the 70s/80s and the amount of magic they worked with limited hardware was something else.. Sadly I was a young drunk and don't remember much of what he said.

[–] stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Nah. The dumpster fire known as gcc still survived until this day.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Good point. Same thing with music for example.