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[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Ice cold take.

Portal 2 OST is a banger.

[–] Redacted@lemmy.world 0 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I can never get the slang right it seems

[–] Redacted@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

To be fair the term has been overused recently, often in the wrong context. Some people post "hot take" when it's the least controversial, blatantly obvious take, so I can see how you might think it was the other way around.